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Robert Mugabe plays hardball – warns of plagues and damnation

Harare - 11 May 2002

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe warned today that, should Great Britain not comply with Zimbabwean demands and stop criticizing Zimbabwean agricultural policies, he would have to resort to his most fearsome weapon and call down plagues upon “the homosexual Blair and his gay government”.

He was referring to the latest comments by Mr Blair in the British parliament accusing Mugabe of being an illegitimate leader, saying he had stolen the last election held in March this year. Mr Blair said that it was time for the international community to unite in sanctions against Zimbabwe, saying that Mugabe’s policies would lead to disaster for the Zimbabwean economy. Ninety five percent of all white owned farms in Zimbabwe have been earmarked for redistribution to landless peasants, causing a collapse of Zimbabwean agriculture and the economy, and leading to a number of deaths as self styled “war veterans” have violently occupied the land.

President Mugabe vehemently denied the charges, claiming that his legitimacy was beyond question. “Why”, he said, “if the people of Zimbabwe did not want me as president they could easily have voted against me and for the opposition. There were polling stations throughout the country, even in so-called opposition strongholds. Some of these were even manned by officials while others had some ballot papers.”

Admonishing Mr Blair to cease his “tirades” against him and his cronies, Mugabe warned that he had the power to call down plagues if his warnings went unheeded. “Already Zimbabweans are suffering the effects of the Aids virus. And we are also starting to experience the worst famine in decades. I have called down these plagues to teach the criminal Blair a lesson and to show him what I am capable of. Next will be boiled sweets. I mean boils and night sweats, followed by swarms of locusts and then, worst of all, small groups of proselytising Mormon missionaries”, he said.

A spokesman for the British Foreign Office had no comment other than to comment that the British government had no comment.

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